CAT PHRASE MEANINGS

CAT PHRASE MEANINGS
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miaow Feed me.

meeow Pet me.

mrooww I love you.

Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my
betrothed outside beneath the hedge.
Don't wait up.

mrow I feel like making noise.

rrrow-mawww Please, the time is come to tidy
the cat box.

rrrow-miawww I have remedied the cat box untidiness
by shoveling the contents as far out
of the box as was practical.

miaowmiaow Play with me.

Miaowmioaw Have you noticed the shortage of
available cat toys in this room?

mioawmioaw Since I can find nothing better to
play with, I shall see what happens
when I sharpen my claws on this
handy piece of furniture.

raowwwww I think I shall now spend time
licking the most private parts
of my anatomy.

mrowwwww I am now recalling, with
sorrow, that some of my private
parts did not return with me
from that visit to the vet.

Roww-maww-roww I am so glad to see that you have
returned home with both arms full
of groceries. I will now rub myself
against your legs and attempt to
trip you as you walk towards the
kitchen.

gakk-ak-ak My digestive passages seem to have
formed a hairball. Wherever could
this have come from? I shall leave
it here upon the carpeting.

mow Snuggling is a good idea.

moww Shedding is pretty good, too.

mowww! I was enjoying snuggling and shedding
in the warm clean laundry until you
removed me so unkindly.

Miaow! Miaow! I have discovered that, although one
may be able to wedge his body through
the gap behind the stove and into that
little drawer filled with pots and pans,
the reverse path is slightly more
difficult to navigate.

Mraakk! Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

ssssRoww! I believe that I have found a
woodchuck or similar animal.

mmmrowmmm It is certain that the best tasting
fish is one you have caught yourself.

mmmmmmm If I sit in the sunshine for another
hour or so, I think I shall be
satisfied.

Mreoaw Please ask room service to send up
another can of tunafish.

Mreeeow Do you serve catnip with that?

mroow I have forced my body into a tiny
space in order to look cute.
How'm I doin?

Miaooww! Mriaow! Since you are using the can opener,
I am certain that you understand the
value of a well-fed and pampered
cat. Please continue.

so idle ...

another meaningless day. i feel my time is gone waste. why am i not doing anything useful??? whatz wrong with me??? i think i need some boost or a even a smoke. but i don't smoke, do i??? blur day ... what a day ... need some form of stimulant or i'll be damned in this muserable day of boredom and idleness.

samhain is today

yay!!! merry samhain to me. ;-) anyway, this festival is not celebrated widely in my country. but there is other thing which is a good cause for celebration. i've just finished my last exam paper!!! yay!!!! and i'll get to meet arwin, my bf, later this evening. :-) haven't seen him for almost a week now. miss him soooooooo much, my hunny munchkin. :-) and he promised to tell me all about the REAL atlantis. this is gotta be fun. i always wanna know the real stories about atlantis and its inhabitants. soon, i'll incorporate all those facts into my imaginary world, Aedain. i am expecting this to be a great thrill. :-)

a needie life

i've got something to say but i just can't figure out to say which first. love? religion? sex? ppl are always engrossed with what to say. everyday, we have this dire need to communicate with other ppl but how necessary can it be??? sometimes we just speak for the sake of speaking. life is all about solving needs. solving needs give us mortal souls a purpose in life. or else, if we have no needs to solve, what functions do we have in this world? basically, to have a purpose over our puny existence is a need to be solved, as well. what i am trying to say is that life equals to a sequential series of solving needs. how else do you wanna define life???

animalis fantasium

dragons & unicorns,
gryphons & phoenixes,
beasts that live forever,
unlike mortal critters of reality,
for they dwell in the hearts,
and, feed on the imagination of men.

yippie!!! my first bloggie!!! (='.'=)