Homo Homo

Michelle: Kel', what do you think of men?
Kelly: Men are dogs, that's what they are.
Michelle: What about gay men?
Kelly: Bitches.
Michelle: Why do you say that? I know lots of gay men, and they are kinda sweet people to be friends with.
Kelly: When you have a gay man for an ex, you'll know what I mean. I think calling them bitches is too mild for an insult.
Michelle: You've had a ... gay boyfriend? Anyhow, you ought to empathize with your ex's predicament. It's not his fault that he had to ...
Kelly: Yeah, yeah, blame it on peer pressure, family forcing, et cetera, et cetera. If that bitch has the guts to fuck with guys, why can't he has the guts to tell the world of who he IS?! Instead of all those lying and hiding ... which brings nothing but ... misery.
Michelle: Oh, dear. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought it up. I'm sorry ...
Kelly: No. It's not your fault. Sooner or later, I have to get it out. Well, thank you for listening.
Michelle: How did you know he's gay?
Kelly: Intuition.
Michelle: But what made you so sure?
Kelly: I sorta like ... peeked into his SMS inbox ... and his computer files. You know what they keep in there.
Michelle: I see. So you confronted him with that?
Kelly: He denied it, even when I slapped all those things into his face. His wardrobe, his friends, his habits and behaviours ... worst of all, his sex messages!
Michelle: Calm down, Kel'.
Kelly: These gay men are weird! They are not men. We should just classify them as another species, and tag them the moment they are born. Yeah, that would make all our lives so much easier. I got a Latin name for them: Homo ... Homo! They are just fuck weird. As if there are no better holes to fuck!
Michelle: Shh ... calm down, dear. Calm down. You cannot just because of that one man blame the whole group of people. This person is bad but not all those who are like him are exactly LIKE him. Clear your mind. Get a day off or go for a vacation. If you need company, I'm always there for you.
Kelly: Thanks, 'Chelle. And, thanks for sleeping over. When was the last time we had a sleep-over?
Michelle: 6 years ago. When we were still classmates. We had so much fun together those days. I wonder how Julie's doing. She was the quietest one in the class.
Kelly: I lost touch with Julie. She was rather tomboyish, I remembered. Always keeping her hair short and hated dressing up. Prefering pants and ... Hey, do you think she is gay, too?
Michelle: ... I dunno.
Kelly: Yeah, I remember now. She always had her eyes on you. You were the prettiest one amongst us. And now, look at you ...
Michelle: Hey! Hands off my thigh! It's part of being a mother, okey?
Kelly: *giggles* Well, I'm glad for you.
Michelle: Thanks. *smiles*
Kelly: Say, do you want a kiss?
Michelle: Come again?
Kelly: I always wonder how it feels to be a lesbian. You know, the french way with another woman ... *gurgles* ... What the ...?
Michelle: You said you wanted to know how it feels to be a lesbian. So how does it feels?
Kelly: Umm ... Weird ... and kinda exciting, too.
Michelle: You want another one?
Kelly: 'Chelle, were Julie and you an item?
Michelle: ... Yes.
Kelly: Why didn't you tell me?!
Michelle: 'Coz I thought that would freak you out as you ARE now!
Kelly: What about Julius, does he know?
Michelle: No, he doesn't. It's not important for him to know. I've turned straight, and I've got married. The thing I had with Julie is the past now. Please, don't tell him!
Kelly: And your husband's name is Juli ... JulieUS.
Michelle: Please, don't get angry for not telling you this earlier. Please ...
Kelly: Well, I thought I was your best friend.
Michelle: *sobs* Please, I'm sorry.
Kelly: You had a crush on me ...
Michelle: How did you know?!
Kelly: Intuition.
Michelle: Yes, I ... like you. I broke up with Julie because of you. I left KL because of you. I got married because of you. I did all these because of you, and I was trying to forget you. Because I know we are impossible to be together! I love you, Kelly!
Kelly: Get out of my house!
Michelle: I'm sorry, Kel'. I shouldn't have ...
Kelly: I need to be alone. Please, get out of my house.
Michelle: I'm sorry ...
Kelly: I thought you were my best friend! All these years ... all those things you did for me, you had those dirty intentions in your head. All these years!